Hacker’s Weblog

Hi everybody. Right now it is about 3 in the morning. I have a real-life dog at my feet, my favorite sweatpants on my person and season two of the office on the television. All of these factors compel me to ask the question:

Is this heaven?

Ah, right. Thanks Kevin. Sweet tuxedo by the way. And nice work actually getting an opportunity to wear a tux once in your life post-Waterworld. I’ve never had a reality check delivered to me so fancily. Well…except for that one time at the policeman’s ball.

At any rate, it is officially Easter. I am in my sister’s basement (or so I’ve been told) along with my mom who is snoring on the couch. Our roles will most likely be reversed tomorrow morning during the brunch I’m expected to be awake for. It’s all good though. At least I won’t be sleeping off a hangover (Paaa-raise the Loooooord!).

Whatever happens to me after sunrise, I just wanted to take a quick minute to wish you and yours a happy Easter. At the very least I wish you lots and lots of free ham. And if you make it a point to not involve either Easter OR ham in your life, I’ll do my best to make this blog up to you. Unfortunately most of my attempts at reconciliation usually involve dry humping. Jesus has risen. And so has my libido.

Keep it real, Jellybeans.