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Hi. My name is Amanda and I live in Saint Paul, Minnesota. Naturally, it’s cold outside right now, and rather than brave the elements (sunlight included) I am spending my day off starting this page. This may compel you to either curse mother nature or blow her a kiss. Either way, welcome to my spot.

In the future, I promise to not use words like “uber” or “ridonkulous”, unfortunately the same cannot be said for words like “hung-over” or “social disaster”. An average day for me involves waking up at noon, drinking too much coffee and interacting poorly with strangers (I blame the coffee for that one). I live with a cat who hates my guts (and probably yours too), but I don’t take it personally seeing as I’m pretty sure he was derived out of the nut-sack of Lucifer. I still love him, even though I am not a satanist.

Also, I’m not really a “hacker” in terms of breaking into computers to steal your identity and whatnot. Hacker is my last name. It is a German name, and I am in-turn heavily German. That, coupled with the fact that I’m very fumbly, means that I probably will end up destroying something at some point. However, you can rest assured knowing that it won’t be your hard drive.